walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
Yeah i started reading fifty shades of grey and i finished the first book in a day i probably shouldn’t say this but i really like that book.
probably but tell me more
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
I have goats a male and a female and the girl had two baby boy goats a few months ago and the male humps the babys
Thanks for that.