I HAVE A SPIDER FRIEND
HIS NAME IS FRANK
"boys won’t want you if you don’t shave"
joke’s on you boys already don’t want me
Know where you stand.
Why I love history.
wow. this blew my mind.
I’ll be a story in your head. But that’s okay. We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Cause it was, you know. It was the best.
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”